By Nate - 31/03/2011 15:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 642
You deserved it 24 964

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RedPillSucks 31

If you had shouted "Praise the Lord", then everything would have been OK.

You got off lucky, for realz. If that were me I would have let out a lot more than a squeal. Something along the lines of "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK", politely demonstrated by me today when my mother dearest slammed my toe in the car door :)

Comments

Apparently God doesn't think you should have children.

omfgfmlisgreat 2

LOL I've never laughed this hard on an fml before.

You should have dipped your stones in the holy water for some real relief, and maybe a few more reactions as well.

Heather_x0x0 6

sucks to be you.. I can't quit laughing and now I'm getting weird looks bc I work in a quiet office lol!

adex40 0

he didn't piss himself people. he said all *but* peed himself. means he almost did but didnt.

going commando isn't wise in church...

0opsie 6

inb4 "YDI for going to church" edit: damn, #20