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Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21518) - you deserved it (42082)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I wouldn't shave just for some bitch

#3 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:01am by you

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Maybe if you'd showed a little tact, he'd have spared your feelings.

#7 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:48am by Abnegate

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