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Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23938) - you deserved it (45637)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Maybe if you'd showed a little tact, he'd have spared your feelings.

#7 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:48am by Abnegate

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Would you let your boyfriend decide how you should have your hair cut etc.?

#20 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:21am by Rodin

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