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Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35031) - you deserved it (12649)

On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States

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you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!

#13 - On 03/29/2011 at 6:19pm by dum_dum1

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yay exercise!

#1 - On 03/29/2011 at 6:14pm by iJustLol

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