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Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30791) - you deserved it (10036)

On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States

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yay exercise!

#1 - On 03/29/2011 at 6:14pm by iJustLol

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Your dad obviously needed a little alone time with his flesh-light. Show the man a little respect and shut-up.

#7 - On 03/29/2011 at 6:15pm by every1luvsboners

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