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Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21280) - you deserved it (30280)

On 03/28/2011 at 7:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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So you're a 19-year old who was irresponsible enough to get knocked up, and you're complaining? Did you think someone would hand you success on a silver platter?

Sorry princess, life doesn't work that way. You want to be successful? Work for it.

#7 - On 03/29/2011 at 12:09am by DocBastard

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You were an honor student and couldn't read the instructions on a condom? or birth control pills?

#12 - On 03/29/2011 at 12:13am by Corilee13

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