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Today, my three housemates got into a huge fight and ended up declaring their undying hatred for each other. They now refuse to talk to each other, and I've become their go-between. Yesterday, we signed the lease for another year in the house together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31664) - you deserved it (4108)

On 03/28/2011 at 7:52am - misc - by screwedhousemate (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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You're only their go-between if agree to be, so YDI. And YDI too for anyone that knows enough about Jersey Douche Bags to compare them.

#6 - On 03/28/2011 at 11:09am by ulicksam

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ohh that totally sucks:( hope they work it out

#1 - On 03/28/2011 at 11:00am by b3ll4b00

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