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Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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On 03/26/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Broderick (man) - United States (Texas)

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I'm a bit confused on why you just didn't take the needles out by hand. Sure, it's slower and a bit more painful, but at this point, it really doesn't matter how much pain you're going to get.

#8 - On 03/26/2011 at 7:11am by Blazingcrono

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Duct tape to remove cactus thorns? What a rip off.

#58 - On 03/26/2011 at 11:25am by HeavyMetalViking

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