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Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8449) - you deserved it (53028)

On 03/25/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by freshman - Canada (Ontario)

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Fail. YDI.

#1 - On 03/26/2011 at 3:08am by mikejunior88

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wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?

#3 - On 03/26/2011 at 3:10am by maz255

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