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Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said "Bye POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML
Tell your Dad he's a fool and that you'll take a drug test to prove him wrong..
Hope it all works out, Pothead
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016