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Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66623) - you deserved it (3621)

On 05/01/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by smartgirl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Maybe you need a different haircut and start praying for them boobs to pop up.

#6 - On 05/02/2009 at 8:17am by Tehalon

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Why didn't you say something?

#8 - On 05/02/2009 at 8:44am by Hazimius

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