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Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12565) - you deserved it (67212)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Yeah because all any girl wants is a guy who can crush things with his head. Idiot.

#1 - On 03/13/2011 at 6:55pm by Wheredidgrungego

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They should've drawn pussy on your forhead.

#2 - On 03/13/2011 at 6:56pm by samadams42

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