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Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19694) - you deserved it (5762)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:33am - misc - by uncoretard -

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FATALITY

#2 - On 03/11/2011 at 12:54pm by izzybd

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Damn, Nike outdid themselves this time.

#6 - On 03/11/2011 at 12:56pm by ViolentBears

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