Speeding bullet

By uncoretard - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was trying out for my school's athletics team. As I reached the finish line for the 100m sprint, there was so much momentum I couldn't stop. I ended up running into a wall. FML
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ViolentBears 0

Damn, Nike outdid themselves this time.

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faithe92 0

well at least you stopped

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track69 3

how can you run into a wall on a 100m sprint?? unless you were doing it in the grass but that's dumb. there's no chance you did that on a track

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breena25 0

I hate it when I'm running to fast to stop for example: when i ran down hill, I couldn't stop, BAM! I went straight into a tree

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dansco 24

Who has a wall so near a running track?! Why????

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BuckThruster 0

momentum is the mass times velocity (if I remember correctly), so OP must either be really fast or really fat.

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k_madison 0

stop, Forrest, Stop! lol it would be funnier if your name is actually Forrest.

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