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Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -

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Pixie cuts are never cute. yes there are some people, like natalie portman for example, who can pull off a pixie cut, but these people still look 100x better with normal girl-hair.

#2 - On 03/11/2011 at 3:06am by ReginaFalange

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Sucks that you look like a boy. Or that he looks like a girl.

#1 - On 03/11/2011 at 3:02am by ILoveEggnog

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