Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML

#15266054
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16766) - you deserved it (14355)

On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -

JulieClaire's life also sucks
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in…

NotAsToughAsHeThinks also deserved it
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged.…

Top comments

Pixie cuts are never cute. yes there are some people, like natalie portman for example, who can pull off a pixie cut, but these people still look 100x better with normal girl-hair.

#2 - On 03/11/2011 at 3:06am by ReginaFalange

See in context

+31 | 13

You thought that stare meant he was taken aback by how cute it was? Well, at least you're confident.

#10 - On 03/11/2011 at 3:18am by Doortje

See in context

+16 | 24

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by