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Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16143) - you deserved it (47801)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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