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Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20179) - you deserved it (59151)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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We should probably get together.

#3 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:55pm by ILikeSluttyWomen

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If I were you, I would have gone ahead and told the little girl what you actually were doing. That way, since the mother was not particularly kind to your situation, would have an interesting time explaining that one.

Remember that one for next time.

#7 - On 02/27/2009 at 3:58pm by haha

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