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Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14997) - you deserved it (1923)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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