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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22730) - you deserved it (1769)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

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can i get a wtf?

#1 - On 03/06/2011 at 3:05am by thewhiteninja

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A guy on welfare should not be waisting his time or money playing with or making cannons, if he is stupid enough to fire a cannon towards anything of any value he should be paying for it. I would charge him.

#12 - On 03/06/2011 at 3:16am by RiedigerD2

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