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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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Well... that sure as hell doesn't happen every day...
WTF was your neighbor doing with a fucking canon?!?!? (other than shooting shit obviously)
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Monday 1 September 2014