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Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML
Usually when a woman gives you her phone number she wants your number two. Well done my friend.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014