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By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 17:02 - United States - New York

Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML

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By fr1day - 21/01/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I catch the train and I am forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumps off one stop before mine. A little old lady jumps on so I shuffle over so she can sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train i notice my pants are wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 09:30 - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 12/06/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I was on a train when I felt the unsettling urge to vomit. I ran to the toilet, but there was someone in there, with another waiting in the corridor. Out of time, and luck, I projectile-vomited into a bin built into the wall. The man waiting for the toilet looked truly traumatised. FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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Geoffrx7 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:06

maybe she's into scat ****

domosumo 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:07

Must've been one long train ride for you.

Comments

dansco 24

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:22

Wow rookie mistake! If you are gonna take a dump on a train and someone has given you their number, ffs use the toilet in another carriage!!! ;)

j_cat187 19

Thursday 3 March 2011 7:19

yid for having disentary

leahlolitaa 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:14

god you're an idiot.

nbk1405 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 9:39

haha yay some south Africans ... lol... only we use bru... haha yah that's a shit one about the chick!! BFL!

nbk1405 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 9:41

rofl

labanana_fml 5

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:24

hahahahaha , what where you eating?? fyl hah

xBGCx 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 22:53

lmao!!!

XxICEW0LFxX 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 6:31

tmi, dude...

anonymous595 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 20:46

be the *** I smell ya from hereo_O. bleh ya dirty basterd

gotboobs 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 22:55

to make it up to her you should have ****** her.

Xxgreenbug29xX 5

Monday 18 July 2011 2:10

Haha, i'm sorry but that's funny. FYL.

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