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Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23679) - you deserved it (4192)

On 02/24/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by OhDear (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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He was probably just in it for the meal.

#2 - On 02/24/2011 at 5:24pm by Saiyza

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Wat a dick.

#4 - On 02/24/2011 at 5:26pm by xoxoMEGANxoxo

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