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Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over randomly, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8929) - you deserved it (57373)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

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