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Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40721) - you deserved it (3360)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

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dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit!

#5 - On 02/22/2011 at 1:17pm by lemoncows

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Eww! Disgusting. FYL.

#1 - On 02/22/2011 at 1:15pm by Valea

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