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Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24890) - you deserved it (4040)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by YeahItsmecoolhuh (woman) - United Arab Emirates

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They had it all planned out

#2 - On 02/17/2011 at 5:59am by atomicJ

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You were lucky. They could have been Alliance ants, and ganked your feet all day [/nerd]

#12 - On 02/17/2011 at 6:47am by Horde

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