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Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19298) - you deserved it (3455)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Goatbeard (man) - United States (California)

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I hope your fast food didn't include a brownie. With nuts.

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 4:16pm by DocBastard

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eat it while staring. I SAID EAT IT WHILE STARING.

#11 - On 02/15/2011 at 4:39pm by DogmaT

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