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Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (4630)

On 02/15/2011 at 5:21am - misc - by nakcba -

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Shouldve ran the bitch over, if it was possible.

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 10:05am by Ranimal

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That last sentence may be the reason.

#7 - On 02/15/2011 at 10:10am by JocelynKaulitz

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