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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40051) - you deserved it (7605)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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ahahaha this ones the best

#2 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:12am by dre_bro11

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I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.

#7 - On 02/14/2011 at 6:17am by Lizza330

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