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Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48536) - you deserved it (27802)

On 04/30/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by ashley (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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"The snickers won't stop leaping into my mouth. FML"

#12 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:38pm by Kamazar

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HAHAHAHAH.

Well..

Idk. Thats still funny.

I'm sorry.

#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:33pm by racheyvengence

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