Miscellaneous: Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there...

By ashley - 30/04/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

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By xoxo96 - 03/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 17:24 - United States - Newtown

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 20:13 - Canada - Quebec

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 18:01 - United States - Morganville

Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML

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By Anza - 29/06/2011 06:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML

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By chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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Kamazar 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:38

"The snickers won't stop leaping into my mouth. FML"

Vincenzo_fml 1

Friday 1 May 2009 2:47

Being too heavy isn't always the result of being too fat, look at me, I'm 6' tall and about 230 lbs, but I also hit the gym anywhere from 4 - 6 times a week. Muscle has a higher density than fat, as such, it makes you heavier than you appear to be.

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palmtrees 1

Friday 1 May 2009 6:22

What is with all the people leaving comments with huge amounts of white space? Not annoying at all... Also, for everyone saying "it's just as easy for someone with fat genes to get in shape as it is for someone with skinny genes to get muscles"... no. No, it's not. those are two entirely different biological processes. For someone who comes from a genetically heavier family, it's not impossible to lose weight/get in shape, but it is harder. That genetics plays a significant role in obesity has been shown through many scientific studies. Obviously, if the OP is overweight and would like not to be, healthier eating and exercise are the way to go. However, everyone on here who is advocating an eating disorder is just sick. The OP was embarassed in front of friends and family and was upset by it. Stop being obnoxious and let them feel that way.

mastodontool 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:24

thats your own damn fault.

tobusy2chat247 3

Friday 1 May 2009 6:25

fat women are great in the bed more cushion for my pushing. and whoever says fat people have no shape they are wrong a circle is also a shape. i hate being skinny there is less of me to love.

wallythedolly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:40

why the **** are so many people on this sight obese? seriously guys...step away from the computer and exercise.

smarty_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:46

i work in a kosher ice cream store. soooo many fat jews are regular customers. and they are loud, rude, and demanding and never tip. YDI it you fat kike.

yourmysunshine 0

Friday 1 May 2009 6:52

you know what that means... LAP BAND TIME! hahaha. or you can join a sport, go to the gym, use the bike trail, jog? i hate it how so many people constantly say "i'm fat!" all the time. if it bothers you that much shut your face and do something about it!

pistonchamp159 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:02

hahhahahahhahahahhahahahhah

pinkducttape 0

Friday 1 May 2009 7:21

#92 - key words i used "going to be bigger not necessarily fatter" they are taller and have broad shoulders - hence weigh more - not sure what that was said to mean oh no they cant change anything because they were just born that way - so what are you talking about?