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Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25651) - you deserved it (17089)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

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I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.

#3 - On 02/12/2011 at 2:06pm by jallee

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And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,

#16 - On 02/12/2011 at 2:35pm by Lalalaura03

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