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Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
I would love to see you and your dad have the same judge.
And then the mother came, with a prostitute suit, and started to flirt with the police officer,
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.