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Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13255) - you deserved it (22652)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:14am - misc - by blinded (woman) - United States (New York)

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I guess you didn't see that coming!

#1 - On 02/11/2011 at 1:14pm by urdirtyolduncle

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Scuttled? You scuttled? What are you, a crab?

#7 - On 02/11/2011 at 1:21pm by ScaryyMary

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