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Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24022) - you deserved it (3569)

On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)

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at least you look young!

#1 - On 02/10/2011 at 3:04am by Grimmerie

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You really didn't need that drink anyways. ( :

#2 - On 02/10/2011 at 3:05am by stephanie911

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