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Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8519) - you deserved it (27956)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

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Suck it up. If you're a bitch I'm surprised people haven't told you earlier.

Or you could be the super sensitive type, who takes a compliment and twists it into an insult.

I hate everything today.

#11 - On 02/09/2011 at 10:17am by The_Creeper

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marry me...

#3 - On 02/09/2011 at 10:10am by NJXD

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