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Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7630) - you deserved it (22730)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

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Suck it up. If you're a bitch I'm surprised people haven't told you earlier.

Or you could be the super sensitive type, who takes a compliment and twists it into an insult.

I hate everything today.

#11 - On 02/09/2011 at 10:17am by The_Creeper

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I'll bet you fuck like a demon! Rawr!

Either everyone conspired to bring you down because you are so wonderful and excellent, or you really exhibit those bad traits. Which do you think is more likely?

#14 - On 02/09/2011 at 10:23am by perdix

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