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Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30617) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -

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I hate muggers. they need to get a life

#3 - On 02/09/2011 at 3:05am by xxxJORDYBEARxxx

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buy another and empty it on his face and tell him that's what the mugger wouldve felt when he was mugging you if he hadn't emptied it out.

#6 - On 02/09/2011 at 3:08am by krazy_glu3

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