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Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23426) - you deserved it (1868)

On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -

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