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By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 May 2015 05:58 / Finland
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Chocolate covered coffee beans are your friend. Tell your boss they are chocolate covered raisins, and you'll be left alone. No one sane likes raisins.

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ahah no one fully realizes caffeine is a drug until they try to stop using it. but why would they ban coffee in the first place?

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You don't realize how bad it is until you see yourself through the office bathroom mirrors, shooting up caffine with dirty needles.

Chocolate covered coffee beans are your friend. Tell your boss they are chocolate covered raisins, and you'll be left alone. No one sane likes raisins.

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I also love raisins....Human pinball party in the padded rooms....Ill bring the raisins, someone else will have to bring drinks.

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Chocolate covered coffee beans FTW. Freakin delicious and much stronger than a cup of coffee!

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I honestly don't think this is bad enough to pull a revenge on, especially since OP's boss obviously didn't direct it specifically to him only (he probably didn't think it would affect OP or any other worker THAT badly). I believe OP should just figure out a solution like #3 said.

Just do Speed instead! It'll help wake you up, stay focused, and it has several other health benefits! Wait, that may be drinking a glass of water every 4 hours... oh well you can try both!

Eat apples! I stopped drinking coffee and started eating apples instead. Not only does it wake you up, but at least it's a healthy alternative.

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