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Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9529) - you deserved it (41961)

On 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Now she's definitely not going to eat your meat!

#4 - On 02/08/2011 at 5:55pm by DoubleEdgedBlade

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YDI for having a terrible pickup line. "You're not fat" isn't the best way to scrape acquaintance with someone.

#8 - On 02/08/2011 at 5:57pm by ImaginaryFoe

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