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Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML
Now she's definitely not going to eat your meat!
YDI for having a terrible pickup line. "You're not fat" isn't the best way to scrape acquaintance with someone.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014