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Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11252) - you deserved it (9960)

On 04/30/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Play it off like a joke.

#3 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:07pm by vt_mruhlin

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Hahaha.
Sounds like one of those dumb reality/comedy shows that aren't actually funny.

#5 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:10pm by manoverboard

See in context

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