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Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Zeco - United States

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Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "fuck you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.

#8 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:11pm by GreeneyedWonder

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Whoa, slow your roll there, road rage.

#9 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:12pm by snowboarder1417

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