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Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28506) - you deserved it (3500)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

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classy.

#15 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:34pm by areyouforcereal

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you know you're a badass if you get kicked out of kfc.

#50 - On 02/06/2011 at 1:49am by alexx1111

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