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Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28846) - you deserved it (3517)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

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classy.

#15 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:34pm by areyouforcereal

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you're lucky; should have been arrested

#1 - On 02/05/2011 at 8:03pm by bigsc

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