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Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10163) - you deserved it (36673)

On 04/30/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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