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Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36124) - you deserved it (3683)

On 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm - misc - by ad4 - United States (California)

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You'd think your mom would remember the day you were pushed painfully out her genitals... I guess not. FYL anyways

#9 - On 01/31/2011 at 7:23pm by SirHobnobs

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haha thats funny. sucks that they dont know when your birthday is. you should take advantage of this, make it a fun day all about you since its your birthday. then at the end of the day let them know they had the wrong day.

#10 - On 01/31/2011 at 7:23pm by prettypinkpixie

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