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Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML


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On 01/29/2011 at 9:20pm - misc - by copper - United States (Texas)

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Yeah thats just how cops are, thats why you always have to be careful no matter what. I got a speeding ticket last week because my car stood out from everyone elses going the same speed as me.

#1 - On 01/30/2011 at 3:33am by giantsfan2010

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Make sure you take a picture of the sign and fight that in it soon before they have a chance to trim the tree.

#11 - On 01/30/2011 at 3:40am by Gomerfied

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