Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

by Username / 01/29/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • "Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML"
    Nope, no sympathy here.

    #5 - On 01/29/2011 at 6:26am by Doortje

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  • So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America

    #11 - On 01/29/2011 at 6:44am by adidjo

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