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Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26747) - you deserved it (4691)

On 01/29/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States (Washington)

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"Today, I broke the law and now I have to pay for it. FML"
Nope, no sympathy here.

#5 - On 01/29/2011 at 6:26am by Doortje

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So a cop is misusing his authority. Welcome to America

#11 - On 01/29/2011 at 6:44am by adidjo

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