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Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML


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On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama

#10 - On 01/26/2011 at 1:14pm by ydi_4_suking

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Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.

#14 - On 01/26/2011 at 1:24pm by metalwolf

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