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Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20913) - you deserved it (10927)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Your mom was trying to read, and for you Floridians, that's a real strain!

If you saw she was busy, you should have just said you'd been dumped and gone to your room and cried. She'll come to you if she's interested in the tedious details.

#17 - On 01/26/2011 at 1:30pm by perdix

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Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.

#14 - On 01/26/2011 at 1:24pm by metalwolf

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