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Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9079) - you deserved it (63243)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

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you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

#1 - On 01/24/2011 at 12:51pm by zolltf

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I agree your life sucks.
not because you got in a accident ,
but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

#17 - On 01/24/2011 at 1:06pm by moshmosh

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