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Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (7246)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)

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you must have a APPitite.

#24 - On 01/22/2011 at 7:56am by EffinTrollFace

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well stop complaining and lose weight if you dont like your weight... god its not like its impossible for you to hit the tredmil TAKE ACTION

#13 - On 01/22/2011 at 6:43am by MrRawwr84

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