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Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

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On 01/21/2011 at 9:18pm - misc - by marriageblows - United States (South Dakota)

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Did you ever think to ask him to stay because that's why you cleaned the house?
If you did, FYL...if you didn't YDI

#1 - On 01/22/2011 at 2:01am by Acousticpixie14

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Next time do the chores in lingerie, he'll get the hint ;)

#6 - On 01/22/2011 at 2:08am by MzDisturbedOne

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