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FML - The follow-up

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. It got hot and intense and we were really into it, until she blurted out, "Oh baby, rub your penis against mine". FML

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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.
By pudh - / Wednesday 5 August 2015 11:08 / Australia - Melbourne
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By  goofy811  |  13

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  Cassmoneyyy  |  15

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  girI  |  20

She could also be transgender (transition doesn't have to involve surgery). Though she really should have talked to him about it, rather than have him find out like this... Unlikely scenario ofcourse, but just putting it out there...

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  Subcontinent  |  14

The fact that it says 'making love' suggests that he's already got to the stage where he would have noticed. I think maybe she meant to say "rub your penis against me" or something and got muddled up along the way - let's face it if the sex was that intense you're not going to be one hundred percent focused on your words

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  beararm  |  11

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  getindoe69  |  17

Why would they break up? She never said she has a penis, all she said was "rub your penis against mine" which means run your private part against my private part, plus she said it in the heat of the moment. Shit like that happens from time to time if you know what you're doing...

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  EarlFug  |  19

Um I have pleased and been pleased but never told a woman to lick my pussy. Not that there's anything wrong with that, other than anatomically.

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  EvilLittleMan  |  23

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  DrFood  |  8

Maybe instead of saying "rub your penis against my vagina" she said "rub your penis against mine" even if she meant the former. Maybe a big misunderstanding.

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  hasooon  |  24

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