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Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23754) - you deserved it (9447)

On 01/19/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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lol it happens to skinny people too just have to climb in the other door

#4 - On 01/19/2011 at 6:06am by The_Dude_Abides_

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That will motivate you more to lose weight.

#2 - On 01/19/2011 at 6:06am by Graawr

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