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Today, I had to blow my nose. Trying to be a considerate roommate, I tiptoed over to the bathroom in the dark, which would have been fine, if I hadn't tripped over a chair and crushed the art project that she's been working on for the past month. FML


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On 01/18/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by mel - United States (Texas)

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That's unfortunate. But I think she shouldn't have just left it out where it could get ruined.

#2 - On 01/18/2011 at 6:10am by liebe_dich

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You'd make a shitty ninja. Unless you were out to assassinate art projects.

#12 - On 01/18/2011 at 6:24am by FYLDeep

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