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Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML


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On 01/15/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I woulda got up and left them there with the check. That's so rude. Get some new friends and don't be such a pushover.

#3 - On 01/15/2011 at 1:35pm by Acousticpixie14

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should've said "frick no, I'm not paying."

#2 - On 01/15/2011 at 1:35pm by rockyraccoon28

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