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Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15252) - you deserved it (7690)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

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SOMEONE is lonely.

#1 - On 01/10/2011 at 7:20pm by claiiire

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Well, at least you didn't keep the person waiting.

#4 - On 01/10/2011 at 7:31pm by krushr

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