Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19932) - you deserved it (10078)
On 01/10/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man
triplenipple's life also sucksToday, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the…
SOMEONE is lonely.
#1 - On 01/10/2011 at 7:20pm by claiiire
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+19 | 17
Well, at least you didn't keep the person waiting.
#4 - On 01/10/2011 at 7:31pm by krushr
+6 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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